Most museums offer lifetime memberships. Why stop there?

For $75k you can enjoy all the benefits of Eternity Membership: parties, catalogues, annoying pamphlets, being sucked up to. Then, when you die, we have you cremated and put in a fancy Julia deVille-designed urn in the museum. Do not miss out.

Header image: Cinerarium, 2009, Julia de Ville; Commissioned by Mona.