A Girl Like Kirsha
I wish I had a girl like you
Who looks and talks and smells like you
I know one girl would have to do
But I wish I had two girls like you
I wish I had two girls like you
A little greedy, I know that's true
My smile would stretch to Timbuctoo
If I had three girls like you
I wish I had three girls like you
I know that's too many girls to screw
Six holes counting the ones that poo
Or eight, if I had four girls like you
I wish that I had four girls like you
I could take them two by two
Another one could join the queue
Then I'd have five girls like you
I wish that I had five girls like you
Five girls like you would have to do
So many holes to go through
That's five not including you
Five girls I know is quite a lot
Lots of arse and lots of twat
I should be a bit more careful what
I can do and I cannot
I don't think I could handle four
Horny honeys wanting more
After three I might get bored
There'd still be one that I ignored
Even three would wear me thin
All those holes to go out and in
I'd spend my time just pondering
Who would notify my next of kin
When naughty ladies come in pairs
It's just like playing music chairs
I'm old enough that I don't care
Who does what and what goes where
Embarrassingly, for a man like me
Six or five or four or three
Or two is just too many
I just want one and not any one
Just you
Or I don't want any
© MONA, 2012
Lyrics by David Walsh
Arranged and Performed by Raz